Rob Parker creates new nickname for Tom Brady amidst the Patriots offensive “struggles”

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Rob Parker waiting for Tom Brady to retire

Rob Parker has hated Tom Brady and the Patriots much longer than I have even been a fan of them. I can personally track his blind animosity back to about early 2012, in which he said after the Patriots came up short against the Giants in Super Bowl XLVI, that there was no way the team would make it back to the championship under Brady. He has made 4 Super Bowls since Parker’s brilliant prediction and hoisted the Lombardi three times. Back to the real topic, Parker has created a couple alterations of Brady’s established nicknames to fit his scornful agenda. Ahead of the Patriots’ week 12 matchup against the Dallas Cowboys, Parker changed Tom Terrific into “Tom Terrible”, because of Brady’s decline from a statistical standpoint (despite making winning plays, dealing with the offense’s outrageous shortage of talent, and injury issues). This level of jovial pride in the statistical change of a legend like Brady would never occur in any other instance, but the Patriots hate is real and more evident than ever. Parker has made a career out of hating on Brady and his team especially in recent years. After completing the greatest comeback in playoff history in Super Bowl LI, Parker called Brady the LOAT (luckiest of all-time) and presented a t-shirt on Colin Cowherd’s show. Merchandising is the only attempt to justify this outrageous slander.

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